misunfortunate:

you mean I have to choose

magikarp:

we’re in mexico and my brother said he can’t read the clock because he cant speak spanish

(Source: jirachi)

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country-girl-from-wisconsin:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

this guy is doing it right

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rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards