message lgbt advice

i am trying to be truthful
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me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

(Source: jaimesvoice)

reblogged from: almightykeylimepie

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

(Source: mikerickson)


Love of mine 
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark

(Source: summersfall)

misunfortunate:

you mean I have to choose

misunfortunate:

you mean I have to choose

magikarp:

we’re in mexico and my brother said he can’t read the clock because he cant speak spanish

(Source: jirachi)

reblogged from: helenaeatsbricks

country-girl-from-wisconsin:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

this guy is doing it right

reblogged from: l0nelysouls